What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!