What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together