What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!