What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.