What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.