Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.