Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.