Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos