Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
I'm sweet on you!"
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
Circle jerky.
They weren't hiring.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )
You gotta be chitin me!
Gotta go fast!"
