They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Being black.
daesh many.
Stop "Russian"
A John Daly
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Because he's Russian
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
Cinnamon buns.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
A Pikachoochoo.
Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.
Daeshcams
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
