100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

100 Meter Daesh Jokes More 100 Meter Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.