What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products