What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena