What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

Nestle Jokes More Nestle Jokes

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena