What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.