What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Previous Random Joke Next

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers