What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.