What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.