What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.