What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil