It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A Moosician!
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Use a homophone.
chink chink chink chink
GERMany.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
It's retarded.
