It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
A Moosician!
Because seven, eight, nine.
Def Leppard
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Hue hue hue hue
Dung
An immigraint.
Depends on which country they're from.
It's retarded.