Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle