They both have Sandy Claws.
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Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A fur-nace
Bay-Con
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
It had a sandy bottom.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Well, there is a vast difference.
Because there is no Turkey
He felt his presents.
Dry Humour.
Camal-Flage
