Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!