Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !