Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !