Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

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