What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.