What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.