What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.