What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.