What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!