What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"