Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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