What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.