What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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Cottage cheese.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!