Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
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Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Abraham Lincoln.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
Getting into a bit of a .tiff!
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
there was a porkward silence
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
ex-spearmints
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
With lots of Avogadro!