Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.