Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
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Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
He was in a dilemma.
A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
ex-spearmints
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
Che-mysteries!
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Your ex!
A Krismas goose.
Hubble Bubble
It was stuck to the chickens foot.