Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
He was in a dilemma.
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
arggg! thar she blows
Pair-o-Medics
It doesn't matter
they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Because other cars have Mordor.
It goes chew, chew
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Precubescent
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Chair-y
A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
ex-spearmints
