Flavor Gum Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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President Jokes More President Jokes

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!