What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)