Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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Stirring it.