Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
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Coffee Mug
It'll dim sum
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
A necrophiliac.
They were fully booked.
He removed the appendix!
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Double jointed.
Yes.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
The second one.
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
Adders !
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