Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.