Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.