What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.