What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.