What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.