What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.