What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind