Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet