Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Pulp Fiction

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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...but you might not get it.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.