Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.