What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!