What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."