When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
People can Voat.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
An alarmed clock.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
The more you twist them the harder they get.
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."