What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"