Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.