The pet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
Auschwitz
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Cracker Barrel.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
In the I.C.U.
In the ICU.
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
Coz their eyes opened.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
4:04
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
A gun free zone
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Somebody threw the towel in.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
