Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Denim denim denim

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Amputee

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Au nevoir.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.