Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!