What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.