What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!