Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.