Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha