What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!