What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade