Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.