Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target