What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."