When you're buying salt.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because it wouldn't commute!
Because they won't commute.
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
Because they're not PC
Seize their memes of production.
By overthrowing the bourgeoisie
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
At the infideli counter.
r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
Because the ends justify the memes
A youyou
Do you sell flip-flips?"
They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
