How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.