Quality Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Satisfactory Jokes More Satisfactory Jokes

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

Real Woman Jokes More Real Woman Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.