Quality Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

Transgender Jokes More Transgender Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Hermit Crab Jokes More Hermit Crab Jokes

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Shell Fish Jokes More Shell Fish Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!