What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.