Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!