What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now