What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works