Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.