Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.