What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon