Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating