Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!