Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating