Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
A: 9.81 m/s2
Chard remains.
Remains to be seen.
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
They're both run by Unix.
Because he was dying to do so.
Just Juan....
A gras shopper.
A picket fence.
Got yer nose!
He left his foot on the clutch.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.