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Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
Antelope!
You're too young to be smoking!
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Go big or go home
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
He's still there.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
A Wind-up Merchant.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
About four.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
She grew out of her b-shells