The current US presidential election
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My life. My entire goddamned life.
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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
By sea-section!
She blows him out of the water
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
You're too young to be smoking!
Simon 16
A ricest.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
A Paralegal.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
A miner infraction! From , posted by
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Give them a test-tickle